A Shopping List For The Arachnophile In Your Life

 by Betty Rocksteady

With the proliferation of spiders in our lives nowadays, all of you are sure to be shopping for either a spider or an arachnophile this time of year. But what do you buy the spider couple who has everything? I'm here to make those decisions a little easier. 

If you're still old-fashioned enough to be dating human women, what better way to add some spice to your relationship than a sexy set of spider web stockings? 

Everyone enjoys a treat now and then! Over the holidays, most of us stop worrying about our figure - chocolate covered insects are a great way to get your protein but indulge your sweet tooth at the same time.

For the creative sort, some DIY tools might be just the trick. Some black matting board and a frame help you preserve the art of the web for years to come. 

One of the most important things you can give your loved ones is your time, and what better way to spend an evening than sitting outside together? Some lovely garden lights are just the way to add some excitement to those evenings - the height is perfect for spinning webs in between, and the light attracts moths. What a way to while away the hours!

On the practical side, playpens are an absolutely necessity! You can't have your little ones running around getting into trouble. Make sure to fill them with fun and interesting accessories to keep their growing brains active!

If for some bizarre reason, you and your loved ones have not read the greatest spider/human romance ever told, well, I think it's time to get that taken care of, don't you?

Arachnophile by Betty Rocksteady